Poor Mans Heli

It should be noted that I find wakeboarding to be the redheaded stepchild (spoiled redheaded stepchild given their use of $30k+ boats?) of boardsports. Granted, if I didn’t have mountains or the ocean at my disposal I’d probably respect wakeboarding a bit more (of course if the queen had balls she’d be king…). But, since I do have those close by I rank wakeboarders right down there with fruitbooters, snowlerbladers, stand up paddle boarders, drunk drivers and pedophiles in the heirarchy of all things in the world. However, I’ve got to give it up to Mike Ennen, getting into that water (drysuit or not) is burly.