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TR: Playing snowboards with Kyle Miller

Preface: Up til Friday I’d never met Kyle Miller in person. Originally heard about him by by way of his occasional trip report on splitboard.com and TAY. Noticed he spent a LOT of time in the Crystal Mountain area, which is near and dear to me (well, near is relative right?), and after seeing his epic Olympics TR I knew I wanted to meet up and ride with him at least once this season, plus I figured I owed him a beer for the ‘behindmydeskcantwaittoquitthisfuckingjob’ stoke he provided me and many others. After you’ve read through some of his TRs on his own site and at frequency I think you’ll agree that dude gets after it!

PMs and numbers were exchanged, forecast looked less than stellar, but we both decided what the hell – any day in the mountains is good, and if we happen to get good turns as well than it’s icing on the cake. Plus, my Heavenly riding buddy Kevin had torn his achilles two days prior – made it hard to pass up an opportunity to play in the mountains after having the reminder that the opportunity to play in the mountains can be snatched from you at any moment.

I’ll let the photos do the talking, long TR short the day went from greybird to bluebird, from western to eastern Washington, from ooooooh to OH SHIT! and finished in the bar drinking to new friends and adventures.

Greybird skinning

We set off in greybird conditions, hoping to find the sun

Tree schwacking

Dan skinning

Kyle skins toward the light

Kyle skins toward the light

Sun rays

Sun rays

Kyle scopes a potential line while Dan captures the moment

Kyle scopes a potential line while Dan captures the moment. We sawed off a small piece of cornice here, could have used a Backcountry Bomb!

Mount Ronyay pokes its head out.  At this point I could have used a namesake beer.

Mount Ronyay pokes it's head out. At this point I could have used a namesake beer.

Lunchbreak, eyeing the potential lines.

Lunchbreak, eyeing the potential lines.

Dan snapping photos of the ridiculous scenery

Dan snapping photos of the ridiculous scenery

Lines lines everywhere

Lines lines everywhere

Dan loving the conditions

Dan assesses the snow conditions

...and gives them his seal of approval

...and deems them satisfactory

Kyle assesses Dans assessment of the situation

Kyle assesses Dan's assessment

...and agrees

...and agrees

Kyles jacket, always tough to impress, gives the trip one thumb up

Kyle's jacket, always tough to impress, gives the trip one thumb up

Good trip and good turns, appreciate Kyle Miller and Dan Howell letting me tag along and slow them down. This turns were for you Kevin, hope that achilles heals up in time for next season!

Bluebird and fresh

Yes plz. Are there any Novembers you can recall where there have been more bluebird days with fresh? As much as I love a good PNW flat light day, hugging the trees so you can get a feel for slope contours, I’ll take fresh and sun 9 times outta 10. Reports from Baker to Crystal to Hood have all been ridonkulous. Let’s hope this trend holds up!

If you look closely you can almost see the green squares and blue circles...

If you look closely you can almost see the green squares and blue circles...

A little windy at the top

A little windy at the top

EDIT:

Adding a bit more to the post from earlier to keep an old rider’s memory alive. To save time driving out to the storage shed and digging thru my crap I borrowed a Lib from a buddy, a Tommy Brunner model (was hard to find the board in the US at the time, I think it was a Euro specific model). Damn fun board actually, nose was a bit soft for my liking though I say that a lot so maybe it’s just me. For those who’ve never heard of him, Tommy was a big mountain rider killed in an avalanche in AK a few years back.

Friday the 13th aka Mt Hood Mead-OH NOES!

First off some math.

This

This

PLUS

This

This

EQUALS

Sonofa....

Sonofa....

Serious bonehead move. Grabbed the bindings from my splitboard and a Burton board out of storage. Yup, 4×4 equals 16, not 3D. Usually this wouldn’t be a problem as I’d have spares in the trunk, but the junk in my trunk is still in full-blown summer mode and filled with surf wax, growlers, fishing gear, crab traps and the like. OK, cool, no problem, will just hit up the shop. Shop looked for awhile, but didn’t have anything as all their Burton stuff is ICS nowadays. Tried to make the discs I had work but couldn’t get ‘em to line up with anymore than two screws in and figure I’ve pulled enough inserts out with four screws in. Superubermegafail.

Oh well, at least it was a nice drive with all the fall colors and snow and…um….the line was short to get my pass picture *silver lining/justification/glass is half full/grasping at straws*

Bonus pics:

Saw this sick early Subaru, back in the good ol’ bombproof Sooby days

Early Sooby, back when they still had 4lo/4hi

Sick sick sick early Subaru

It’s not officially winter until someone parks their car in a ravine. Thankfully the dude on the phone took one for the team and rings in the new winter for all of our enjoyment!

Someone takes one for the team

Someone takes one for the team

Farewell summer

I hardly knew thee…

St. Helens sunrise

St. Helens sunrise

Portland twilight crit

Portland twilight crit

Breakfast at Snow Lake

Breakfast at Snow Lake

New ride

New ride

Fishing

Combat fishing

Indoor cyclocross

Indoor cyclocross

This fish was obviously easily fooled

This fish was obviously easily fooled

…but don’t get it twisted. When I was living in the CA I wasn’t lamenting over the inability to surf at 9:30 midsummer. Sure, that’s great and all, but what I really missed were beautiful blue skys on a warm day with crisp evening air, AM fog on the rivers, ground swell replacing short period windswell, hardier beers, and the first dusting of snow in the hills. Bring on FALL!

Photo recap of the past few weekends

Been awhile since I’ve added any personal trip reports/pics, throwing up a few quick and dirty (had to screenshot them from Facebook as I don’t have the originals on this computer) pictures from the past few weeks.

Scouting lines in the fog

Scouting lines in the fog

AM fog, looked like AK

AM fog, looked like AK

Waterproof camera testing.  It works.

Waterproof camera testing. It works.

Wild berries everywhere!

Wild berries everywhere!

Harvest

Harvest

Alien

Alien

Jen tries to forget Hawaii in WA

Jen tries to forget Hawaii in WA

Mosquito net nap

Mosquito net nap

Clearwater cliffhanger

Clearwater cliffhanger

This was a clear spot on the Puyallup

This was an empty spot on the Puyallup

If this guy rolls up to your campsite....RUN!

If this guy rolls up to your campsite....RUN!

Now that I’ve had a few more days on them will finally get around to posting a review on the Mountain Hardwear Koa 55 pack and the Mountain Hardwear Phantom 32 bag.

Also, realize I’ve been neglecting Beer Friday lately. Believe me, it’s not for a lack of drinking them! A quick top of the head list of a few that I remember being tasty.
Hopworks IPA
Harmon Point Defiance IPA
Kona Coco Loco – brown ale made with toasted coconut
Deschutes King Cone fresh hop pale ale

Also, brewed my first batch in over two years, a winter warmer, currently in secondary. Holiday party 09 at PMH’s house!

TR: Mt. St. Helens at midnight

After a 100 degree day, a half dozen and change Rainier and a pitcher or two of Bridgeport IPA the suggestion was floated to start our hike at midnight or so instead of 4 AM so that we’d miss most of the following day’s heat. Genius suggestion, undoubtedly, though I didn’t account for my buzz and inability to function well on a Tuesday when I last slept on a Sunday, and I thought I’d be laughed at for throwing it out there. I was right, I was laughed at, but then they came around, we finished dinner, had a few more cans of Yakima Valley hops refreshment named after another Cascades volcano, packed up and headed to Climbers Bivouac.

Not a lot of photos in this TR as my camera bag harness is in storage and I only have an ultrawide angle lens at the place I’m currently staying, but here are a few in case you’re considering the trip yourself.

Climbing permit

Climbing permit

Headlamps and stars lit the route. Had hopes of spotting a sasquatch, but had to settle for satellites orbiting and shooting stars every couple of seconds. Squatch-free, but still not a bad way to spend a sleepless night.

The Milky Way

The stars are projectors

Rest stop number 1. We figured when we got about halfway up we’d take 30 minutes to drink some water, have a quick snack, and get 10 minutes of shut eye. I popped off the boots, climbed into my Phantom 32 bag (lovin’ this bag so far just based on the pack space it DOESN’T take up) and actually got a few minutes of sleep before a shooting star was so bright that it actually woke me up.

Rest stop

Rest stop

At around 3 or so the night went from pitch black to subtly lit from the east. This view of Adams and the distant light was with us for awhile. Would have loved to have had my good lens to take a few shots of this and blow one up for the wall.

Mt. Adams is watching you

Mt. Adams is watching you

Rest stop #2. Everyone still giddy with anticipation, lack of sleep and exertion yet to kick in

Rest stop #2

Rest stop #2

Mt. Adams again, an hour or so later. There wasn’t much you could see to take pictures of, so I just took a lot of Adams.

Mt. Adams again

Mt. Adams again

This picture had potential with a different lens as there was just one lonely star left above some random, unnamed peak

Oh look, Mt. Adams!

Oh look, Mt. Adams!

By now the sun was starting to rise and St. Helens was kicking off a shadow.

Mt. St. Helens shadow

Mt. St. Helens shadow

Two of our five dropped out about 1000 vertical feet from the summit. Lack of conditioning and false expectations of the hike’s exertion had taken it’s toll, and the ashy/pummicey last mile or so drove home the final nail. This is the other two that stayed with me reaching the post-1980 summit

Reaching the summit

Reaching the summit

Rainier, Adams and St. Helens fangs

Decent view

Decent view

Looking into the gaping mouth of St. Helens

Looking into St. Helens

Looking into St. Helens

The strangest thing about being on top of St. Helens was that there was no sulfur smell. Every so often on the hike up you’d catch a subtle sniff on a breeze, so I expected the top to be a full-frontal sulfur assault on my nasal passages. No dice. There were little rockfalls going off all around the inside of the crater, which was cool as you really got a feel for how St. Helens is an active living, breathing volcano. Right about the time this picture was taken looking into the St. Helens sarlacc pit there was a loud crazy rumbling/loud boiling/generally ’shit is about to hit the fan’ sound coming from inside the mountain that you could feel. We all looked at each other with a ‘what should we do’ look.

“Should we run?”
“Fuck it, if we stay here at least we can watch the rocks get spit out and try to dodge ‘em.”

The sound went on for a bit, and finally way down in the crater below we saw some MASSIVE boulders make a run across a snowfield and come to rest. The sound was just the rock avalanche, thankfully, but I admit there was a moment where I pondered the irony of my dad running medevac on St. Helens back in the day and his son getting snuffed out on the same mountain 30 years later.

Good hike overall, but mostly just to tick off the box next to St. Helens. I don’t think I’d do the hike again in the summer as it’s kind of boring overall. My hiking preferences tend to be spots that end at a cool mountain lake for swimming and fishing, this hike is pretty much hiking and scrambling over a barren landscape. I would DEFINITELY do St. Helens in the winter though.

LOLWTFriday….this is odd

Was looking at some search terms that were used to find my blog this morning and came across some..uhh….odd findings. Maybe ‘backcountry’ is being misinterpreted by the Googles? Also, dick under balls? That’s some real ‘beans above the frank’ type shit. It’s SEM, not S&M. Creepy.

I apologize to those looking for pictures of kawk. All I can offer you is this picture of just the tip.

LOLWTF?

LOLWTF?

TR: Weekends are far too short

Seriously, they are. Picture how much happier the world would be (well, at least my world would be) if weekends were Monday thru Friday and you just worked Saturday and Sunday. I guess that idea is a lot like my ‘we should get to play until we reach retirement age, than when we hit retirement age we just work the rest of our lives’ idea, but the reality behind that one is everyone would commit suicide on their 65th birthday. The worst part about weekends is that as they are usually the days that people DON’T work they often get interrupted with adult real-life crap like weddings or baby showers. Weddings were cool when I was single as they can be a tremendous opportunity for TRs of a different sort, but when you’re not single they lose some of their potential charm (the reality is they lose all of their charm, unless of course there’s a keg of Racer 5 present and you get the bride and groom’s father to do kegstands). So, with my Saturday halved due to a wedding and a near full moon figured I’d try for a night sesh with Schralph Macchio (note: not his real name). No action shots as it was piss poor riding.

Looking out towards Tahoe by moonlight

Looking out towards Tahoe by moonlight

The below pic would have been kind of cool had my tripod not shaken a little bit everytime the shutter closed. I guess I could tell everyone I took it on a Holga and get street cred and be called a photographic genius.

Crappy tripod + shutter clap = blurry night pic fail

Crappy tripod + shutter clap = blurry night pic fail

Next day got an early alpine start of 11 AM and headed out to see what was left at another locale.

Alex pondering infinity

Schralph pondering infinity

It was softer than expected given the sun baking it

Quite possibly the last few pow turns of the season

Quite possibly the last few pow turns of the season

Quick and dirty pano of the potential lines. The sky was actually two shades of blue with a hard dividing line just as seen in the picture.

Lots of potential areas

Lots of potential areas

I call the next two pic series “Pinwheels and Pwnage”

Pinwheels

Pinwheels

Pwnage

Pwnage

Victory beer, and the world’s worst shirt. When you order online and it says the color is ‘black’ beware the neon lightning bolts. For some reason I always think of this video when wearing this shirt.

Beer good, shirt bad

Beer good, shirt bad

Good times indeed.

One pic TR: Pow turns > desk job

Yes, another one pic TR ( aka I’m busy at work but want to throw some stoke up) from the splitboard.com meetup this weekend

This  what Im currently doing

This > what I'm currently doing

One pic TR: some Saturdays are better than others

Bluebird pow two weeks after the last storm?  Yes, I’d have to say this was better than going to a wedding.

Red Pwned Bowl earning its new name

Red Pwned Bowl earned it's new nickname on Saturday (click to view larger)