or Snopocalypse 2012, or whatever witty name I’m sure King5 has come up with, I present the greatest driver in the history of snow driving.
Seriously bro, step out from behind the wheel, take off your girlfriend’s jeans and turn in your man card
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Wow. Just wow at this vid. ¡BIENVENIDOS LA NIÑA! Nothing like a fresh pot of french press (freedom press? Is it still unamurrrrcan to say french?) for your eyeholes Since the snow is finally showing it’s pretty face I’m expecting a TON of stoke to come – yeah, I’m looking at you Mr. Haley, Mr. Smart and Mr. Almassy. Palmer = legend. ’nuff said. Puckerass more like it. Too bad the world’s worst cameraman was behind the lens as I would have liked to see that thing go. Figured what with all the ‘ooh ooh me too same shit with another flip’ one-upping going on these days, double corks leading to triple corks leading to quadruple corks, that it was up to me to start a new trend in riding and bring the big air tricks to the ground. I feel that this movement will be particularly important to the aging riders such as myself, those of us with abused bodies that no longer bounce on impact and instead land with firm, bone breaking, fat bottom bass sounding thuds. So, I present to you the ‘Twist Top’, which is basically a McTwist (I think that’s what’s going on in the vid…hard to tell) without getting any air. The bar has been upped. Look for my How-To coming to a snowboard mag near you. These guys are pretty good at riding their splitboards in ski mode. Can’t wait to see how they rip with them in board mode! And I’ve seen a few pics on their site hinting at the fact that they do, but I must have missed it on my first vid viewing.  SHHHWAAAAAAAA - click to see more skiboarders Shake off your case of cold front with no precip Mondays with a little vid. Hit up the Rest in Powder website for tour info, how to get the full movie, and other details that they cared enough about to put on their website. I’m pretty sure this is the best snow flick I’ve seen this year, and it’s FREE. Count how many times you think what the fuuuu… The vid quality is high enough that you can run it through your TV, highly recommended! |
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