Two quick rides – Meth Forests and Forest Park

#1: Meth Forest

Needed to get out and enjoy the intermittent non-rainy periods over the long weekend. Briefly considered Syncline yet again, but as the poison oak was bad last time, can only imagine what it was like with another two weeks to grow and fester. Some quick interwebs research decided to try a piece of trail in the hills outside the land of cheese and meth heads.

Distance: Was a short one, 7 miles

Weather: Overcast, a touch chilly, one brief ‘if you blink you’ll miss it’ period of sunshine. Do mosquitoes count as weather?

Short summary: Nice change of pace and scenery, with a very ‘northwest’ (think: green and wet) feel to it, but this trail needs some love. Wildflowers starting to do their thing. Only saw one other person, so that was a bonus. Kept the ‘number of times I fall fully clipped in’ average consistent at two.

The up: Following a creek and the gully formed by one the entire way, 1/2 mile of fire road gives way to singletrack for the uphill. Some sketch/exposed portions of path barely two tires wide with a hearty fall if you go the wrong direction. Very loose in parts, trail giving way under your foot if you dab. Dry in spots with perfect traction, other spots wet with moss covered rocks with zero traction. Was with the world’s slowest mtn biker so had lots of time to take photos.

Elevation profile

The down: Fun up high, flowy singletrack with grip for days, and enough undulations, twists and turns to keep the smile going. Down low between the wet, the tree covered interruptions, the exposure, etc. was a bit underwhelming – lots of riding the brakes, and with my brakes stopping is merely suggested by pulling the levers and is no guarantee

A couple pics that look like they were taken with vaseline smeared over the lens are below. #iPhone4phonecamcansuckit

Trees down across the trail

Nice stretch of uphill

Pic doesn't do this justice. Landslide, that section under the root is probably 15 feet before hitting the back wall

Ahh yes, the burgeoning sport of mountain bike hiking

I wanted to photoshop a leprechaun aka pic of a-man here, but I don't have photoshop or a photo of him

Nice visuals

#2: Forest Park

Wanted to get out and recreate and give thanks on Memorial Day. Figured what better way than to conquer the Germans* in my own little way by way of a ride to Germantown Rd.

Distance: Right at 20 miles

Weather: Sunny! Not that I could see any of it once I got into the canopy of Forest Park.

Short summary: Decided to try a new route after looking at the available options. Definitely a nice change of pace and scenery in the park, and by taking Holman avoid most of the Livestronging/Team in Training going on.

The up: Not really a lot of up on this ride, which was a bummer as I could use the workout. MUDDY! Wow. Holman does NOT drain well in parts, definitely dismounted and walked around to not destroy the deep spots. Nice steep climb to start off the day with some obvious muddy spots but also spots that appeared normal but were so slick that you literally spin your wheels in place.

The down: The ups and downs weren’t really that distinguishable from each other, outside of the last downhill from Saltzman to 30. Pretty much just a low effort spin otherwise.

Ended up having a post-ride Rocky Mounts rack megafail. Loaded the bike up and went to lock the handle down and had it shatter in my hands! I had been thinking the other day that they could use a better way to microadjust, that the point between too loose and unable to tighten was hard to adjust, but never expected the handle to break as I wasn’t putting a lot of pressure on it at the time. I’ll write it off as a one in a million issue and bring it back to REI and give them one more chance, but the metal handles on my buddy’s Yakima were looking pretty nice the other day… Finished the day with in the sun, cleaning and lubing the bike, sipping on Blind Pig from Saraveza.

Have only used the rack three times and the handle broke!

My not really trusty steed sunning itself

*No Germans were actually harmed

Trip report: Forest Park

Just an average, albeit muddy, ride on the fire roads of Forest Park.

Distance: Around 15 miles. The iMapMyRide profile is wrong since I forgot to turn the thing off and includes a side trip to Ben of Race Peak Performance’s house.

Weather: Typical April 24th PNW spring. Pouring, sunny, pouring, hail, rinse, repeat

Short summary: Muddy. Another Forest Park yawner that’d be more fun on a cross bike, though it’s the type of trail that a 29er feels like the right ride as well. The smell of the PNW in spring always brings back memories though, and I do appreciate having a park like that close in, just wish there was more double/singletrack – not that it would have been rideable given the rains though.

The up: Leif Erikson to Upper Saltzman. Low angle, puddle strewn, Team in Training joe cubejockey triathlete runner douche infested fire roads. Everybody you encounter is all nods and smiles though, none of the hikers/runners vs. bikers crap that you see in some places. Piles of dogshit and/or bagged dog shit every couple hundred yards, will be no surprise if they outlaw dogs in the park (not that they’d enforce it…).

The down: Upper Saltzman to Lower Saltzman to 30 to Thurman. More enjoyable than the up due to the mud and feeling the tires lose traction and regain it every 25 yards. Couple mile road spin to give the personal illusion of some semblance of fitness and speed to finish.

Mud

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Learnings

Lunchtime ride through Forest Park the other day (yes, I love being back in OR!). No crazies to be seen, just a bunch of friendly Portland peeps doing their lunchtime thing. First time on a mtn bike since mine got stolen back in…97. Good stuff. Learned two things quickly in the mud.

1) Following too close to my buddy’s new Specialized 29er will result in eating a ton of mud. MASSIVE roost coming off that bad boy!
2) The new-to-me Klein may need a disc brake upgrade so I can actually slow/stop in muddy/wet conditions. Of course discs will guarantee me going over the bars with the Klein. Going to have to seek out someone’s old cheapie gear, don’t want to invest too much in the bike.

29er on the right, 36er on the left