I want to hop in my wayback machine and go back to a time where movie previews didn’t need overly dramatic music to accompany them. Oh, and double WTF with a half twist at the release date, thought this was due out Fall 2011??
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What I imagine it feels like to drop into these lines: 1) Strap on snowboard Ridonkulousity <---new word, call Merriam
And only $8.99 (6.99 if you want standard def)?!? Throw a little white gas and a match on your preseason stoke (not that you need any help with the way the weather has been this week).
OK, seriously this time, let’s get this blog thing going on the regular again. Been busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest lately and the blog just hasn’t been front of mind. Just saw this deleted scene from Deeper. 8 hour hike to full throttle apeshitness to Mary Lou Retton routine down the mountain. Ouch. Cool new post/pics over at JJ’s blog. And yeah, couldn’t help but think ‘the grass is always greener…’ when reading, but he called himself out on it quickly. You’ve got to admit there’s something admirable about following what his heart is telling him to do with his riding, because I’m pretty sure: 1) most of the haters will continue leading their bitchmade existence, going to a job they hate and being managed by a manager they despise, yes manning him while he’s in their face and whispering under their breath about him around the watercooloer instead of nutting up and changing their situation and  Jonaven Moore tops out  I say 'nice ice sculpture' you say 'sick rideable lines'. Not quite potato/potatoe. Siiiiiiiiiiiick. Blanche de Putrey is French for ‘makes your starfish pucker’. First descent, 1978. Second descent…possibly during the filming of this movie. That view looking down at 1:57 in….duuuck fat. The Deeper crew swing another episode from the back seat of their Jeeps. Dunno, the more I see these teasers the more I’m thinking I just want to see quick cut scenes of people hitting a cheesewedge while MGMT (wait, the tight jeans/hipster meets hippy 80s synth redux thing is dead? Fine, let’s go old school and throw some brohymn in there…but can we get a version where the opening bass riff is played on a keytar?) plays in the background. Pausenot.
Between the part in the Krakauer book I’ve been reading about flying around AK, to the new Surfers Journal article about scouting lines from a plane, makes me want to revisit getting my pilot’$ licen$e. Another thing that seperates contenders from pretenders – 9000 foot vert overnight hikes.
More teasers for the Deeper flick due out this Fall. One man’s mini golf is another’s lifetime epic.
C’mon now, look at that thing! That looking up shot at 2:09, seriously? Jeebus.
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